Bingo Jokes


Bingo Jokes - Have a laugh on us

Toothy Grin Q) What do vampires play Bingo with? A) Stake money! Big Cheese Q) What do rodents say when they play bingo? A) 'Eyes down for a full mouse'! Lost Love Q) What has lots of little balls and screws old ladies? A) A bingo machine! My Defense Your Honour One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman. Angry, she became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 8th floor apartment, killing him instantly. When brought before the court on charges of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say to defend herself. "Well, Your Honor," she replied coolly. "I figured that at 92, if he could make love to another woman, he could fly!"
I Don't Lose A husband and wife were playing bingo and competing to see who could get all of the numbers and hence call bingo the most. They were completely level right up until the last number both needed number 11 to win. 11 came up, so they even scored, tied the game and shared the win. Not so protested the husband, I said it quicker!

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